Sunday,Jun 19 2005, 03:24:51 AMhow do ya like me now ? all this time to play wi...

geez us i dont belive this site ya have to wait like 20 miuts jsut for afucking page to laod up ah yes anway rightings rabblings first of i would like to say how come ii only have 3 freinds ok 2 of which i dont evan know so who the fuck are ya so taht means i'm down to 1 i have 1 friend ok so i guss its better than none in real life i''m not that much better of i have what 4 or 5 more friends in life includeing bekki O.o now i'm just geting sopy moveing on news heh heh in america and 14 year old boy decide to steal his mother pick up and go on  ajoy ride  o but wiat not in the pick up in a damn plane yes this guy takes a cina for joy ride for 3o minutes he manages to take of twice and land it twice ok second time he sustans some injuris and gets locke dup in juvi but o well would been better if he would of jsut crashed and burned...next thing dumb laws this are the dumbest laws i can find ok in californa Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Baldwin Park Laws Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Chico Laws Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Eureka Laws Persons may not sleep on a road. Indian Wells Laws Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. Los Angeles Laws It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. well this one for me is just plan crule unless its some kinda weird gothic bondage sex thing it not relay pain its pleasure but hey who tu argue unless the man is genual betting his wife then he should be strung upside down have his feet nails to the wall and then have his wife repeatedly through dirty plates and stuff at him. Los Angeles County Laws It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air. San Francisco Laws Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. so are they just supposed to starve to death or what humanity os so crule some times.... Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. wtf is that about ??? in florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is considered an offense to shower naked.so you have to smell... ape Coral City Laws A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002) so ya all ahve to sit on the floor hahaha Destin Laws Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. what is iwth americans and seting of shit in the citys god the would probly compalin if you set of a fucking party poper... Charleston Laws The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake. not so dumb realy but sill it desurvs a place ahh texas gota love em When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Dallas Laws It's illegal to possess realistic dildos Lubbock County Laws It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite Laws It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. no wonder momy wouldent let me have a mohawk at the age of 10 virgina Lebanon Laws It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.and they can do tha over here 2 O.o ok so there are many more on http://www.dumblaws.com cheack it out for you self ok this thing has taken me what 3 hurs to fucking right and i'm still not done hahaha ok so those of you who are foamy fans will want to know the've opend a pornographic site about germaine a i cant spell but what ever the goth chick ok but theres a catch soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wait for itttttttttt wait for ittttttttttttttttttttttttttt they dont acctuly show pornographic images of the gothe girl its just a sad sick joke to get realy retarded perverts to piss the fuck of hahaha anyway its know what 4 o clock in the fucking morning and i need sleep so good night 1 and all take care my freind(s) and i see you soon probly that if i dont die of the extreem heat or w.e anyway see ya later alicagtor hahahaha

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Wednesday,Jun 15 2005, 01:30:15 PMa old age dies a new one is born

OK i would jsut like to say my gsces or nearly over so i will be leaveing my school for 2 WHOLE MONTHS yay me i get to sti on my ass and do fuck all for 2 WHOLE MONTHS nah noing me i'll probly get bord shitless after about a week and watnt o go do somethink else probly get a job ether in a goth shop yay discount clothin ^^ or in a computer store YAY discount computer parts ^^ ether one would suit me jsut fine as long as i dont have to serve customers that might go a little pear shaped but anyway i came home after my exams and what i saw happing ...

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Monday,Jun 13 2005, 08:16:03 PMretarded birds a rant and an emotioal talk O.o

ok any one ever thought about how retared birds are well last night i was sat at my computer playing unreal tournament 2004 and about 3:30 these damn birds started chirping ok so wehn the its nearly dawn and shite but no this fucking birds where chriping when the sky was pitch black i mean how retarded are they there supossed to be aslepp dumb ass birds.second thing why do these girls keep insisting i'm stalker awww well who cares i'll paly along anyway ^^ but one of em called dasey calls me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAIG david O.o weird no ??? ...

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