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Sunday,Jun 19 2005, 03:24:51 AMhow do ya like me now ? all this time to play with
geez
us i dont belive this site ya have to wait like 20 miuts jsut for
afucking page to laod up ah yes anway rightings rabblings first of i
would like to say how come ii only have 3 freinds ok 2 of which i dont
evan know so who the fuck are ya so taht means i'm down to 1 i have 1
friend 
ok so i guss its
better than none 
in real
life i''m not that much better of i have what 4 or 5 more friends in
life includeing bekki O.o now i'm just geting sopy moveing on news heh
heh in america and 14 year old boy decide to steal his mother pick up
and go on ajoy ride o but wiat not in the pick up
in a damn plane yes this guy takes a cina for joy ride for 3o minutes
he manages to take of twice and land it twice ok second time he sustans
some injuris and gets locke dup in juvi but o well would been better if
he would of jsut crashed and burned...next thing dumb laws this are the
dumbest laws i can find ok in californa Animals are banned from mating
publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Baldwin Park
Laws
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Chico Laws
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500
fine. Eureka Laws
Persons may not sleep on a road. Indian Wells Laws
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. Los Angeles Laws
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2
inches without her consent. well this one for me is just plan crule
unless its some kinda weird gothic bondage sex thing it not relay pain
its pleasure but hey who tu argue unless the man is genual betting his
wife then he should be strung upside down have his feet nails to the
wall and then have his wife repeatedly through dirty plates and stuff
at him. Los Angeles County Laws
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air. San Francisco
Laws
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any
street. so are they just supposed to starve to death or what humanity
os so crule some times....
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. wtf is that about ???
in florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is considered
an offense to shower naked.so you have to smell...
ape Coral City Laws
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their
carport. (Passed June 2002) so ya all ahve to sit on the floor hahaha
Destin Laws
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
what is iwth americans and seting of shit in the citys god the would
probly compalin if you set of a fucking party poper... Charleston Laws
The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that
the fire department could create a fire brake. not so dumb realy but
sill it desurvs a place
ahh texas gota love em
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Dallas Laws
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos Lubbock County Laws
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including
alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite Laws
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. no wonder momy
wouldent let me have a mohawk at the age of 10
virgina Lebanon Laws
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. It is legal for a robber to
file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.and they can do
tha over here 2 O.o ok so there are many more on
http://www.dumblaws.com cheack it out for you self ok this thing has
taken me what 3 hurs to fucking right and i'm still not done hahaha ok
so those of you who are foamy fans will want to know the've opend a
pornographic site about germaine a i cant spell but what ever the goth
chick ok but theres a catch soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wait for itttttttttt wait for ittttttttttttttttttttttttttt they dont
acctuly show pornographic images of the gothe girl its just a sad sick
joke to get realy retarded perverts to piss the fuck of hahaha anyway
its know what 4 o clock in the fucking morning and i need sleep so good
night 1 and all take care my freind(s) and i see you soon probly that
if i dont die of the extreem heat or w.e anyway see ya later alicagtor
hahahaha