Saturday,Jul 21 2007, 10:30:14 PMBully Rant

lets see i think it has been to long since the world has heard on of my rants so im trying to find  my Bitch Bag so i could reach in find one of the millions of reasons to squack and complain but I believe someone has stolen it ....what kind of   sick ass hat wearing imbisul would want my problems...if only he asked i would have gave him the name of a great dominatrix that would have him licking her toes and howling like a little girl with a skinned knee...i dont think he can handle the issues in that bag...oh well fuck em. right now id like to bring up something that i dont know if ever been put on paper so i will dare cause it needs to be done.....the subject....Honest Compensation for helping a friend move!...there are some friends out there that are grateful but there are some cheep bastard out there that need to know a couple of generic beers,a slice of shitty pizza and a pat on the back just doesnt cut it there fuck giraffe...maybe if we moved your sofa to the otherside of the room mmmkay.Now lets break it down....if its a whole 2 noom apartment ...already packed for christ sake too...dont get suckered into that or its your own damn fault.Now time wise that would take all day and if you were at work youd be making at least 100 bucks now your friend has gathered lets say 4 guys now thats 4 hundred clams being donated he should shell out at least half that for chow and frosty beverages...unless its a walk up(more than 2 floors) then this guy had to have saved your life,took a bullet for you,went to jail for you or covered your ass when divorce was emminant.If not one of these kick him in twigs and berries just for asking.A multiple room HOUSE....now you got 6-8 men this aint gonna come cheap we are talkin a horse trough full of ice and beer and a hell of a barbeque not a whole side of beef but if you did you might make more friend by word of mouth. Attention very important that you keep minimal Absolutely minimal of the golden rain of the gods around cause we all know how are friends are when they partake in too much nectre...then youll get more broke than moved that is if anything gets moved....thats why people hire movers A.They are insured if one of your jarhead friends breaks somethin your hooped. B.you dont have to feed the movers...(why lunchboxes where invented) C.you get to keep all your friends.Well that the end of my rant i could go on but i got to go help a friend move.....if ya got any ideas for rants just tell me and maybe youll see your own Rantable Rant..we all need some RnR

Ciao Bella Bitches

BULLY

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