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Saturday,Oct 24 2009, 12:04:07 PMjokes
A Case For The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”
“Hello, is this FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding something in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find nothing suspicious, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom’s house. “Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yeah they did.” “Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
A Talking Christmas Present
As an early Christmas present, a man gets a talking parrot from his friend. He takes the parrot home and puts it in his living room.
But every time the man goes near the living room, he hears the parrot shouting insults at him. In desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer.
After a few minutes, the insults stop. Thinking he might have killed the parrot, he takes it out of the freezer. The parrot is still alive, but it is shivering.
It stammers, “I’m s-sorry for b-b-being s-so rude. P-p-please forgive m-me.”
So the man forgives him. After a while the parrot asks, “What exactly did the turkey do?”
Thanksgiving Break Up
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I’m telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn’t go into shock later when I move out.”
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hamptons and tells her the news.
The sister says, “I’ll handle this.”
She calls Florida and says to her father, “Don’t do ANYTHING till we get there! We’ll be there Wednesday night.”
The father agrees, “All right.”
The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?”
Thanksgiving Break Up
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I’m telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn’t go into shock later when I move out.”
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hamptons and tells her the news.
The sister says, “I’ll handle this.”
She calls Florida and says to her father, “Don’t do ANYTHING till we get there! We’ll be there Wednesday night.”
The father agrees, “All right.”
The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?”
Tuesday,Oct 6 2009, 05:23:52 PMSad month to remember
Life can be mysterious if you loose or lost some one you love.
It is as if there is a confidence in me that the person is far but reachable, as though it is not reality , it is unthinkable.
Where do i start : it always happens though i feel sorry for the victims but i could not believe that it is really happening to me. ...
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11/2/2009 7:19 PMwatta gwan
True friends are so rare that friendship has been called nothing but a name, only ‘a charm that lulls to sleep’. In life many persons come who are trusted as friends but most of them are mere traders in love. They pretend to be friends as long as they hope to get money or some other advantages from us in our days of prosperity. But their real character comes out when we fall on evil days of adversity. As soon as they find that our resources are exhausted so that we are no longer helpful or useful to them, they leave and avoid us. This kind of false friends are more dangerous than avowed enemies against whom we can guard. It is indeed difficult to know true friends from hypocrites during prosperity. Only those who stand by us through both prosperity and adversity, sharing our joys and sorrows alike, are tried and genuine friends. A friend in need is a friend in deed.
10/21/2009 5:30 PMhey
When two souls, which have sought each other for,
however long in the throng, have finally found each other
...a union, fiery and pure as they themselves are...
begins on earth and continues forever in heaven.
This union is love, true love,...
a religion, which deifies the loved one,
whose life comes from devotion and passion,
and for which the greatest sacrifices are the sweetest delights.
This is the love which you inspire in me...
Your soul is made to love with the purity and passion of angels;
but perhaps it can only love another angel, in which case I must tremble with apprehension.
Yours forever,
Jamie Ken
11/12/2009 6:22 PMHello