Thursday,Apr 23 2009, 01:39:56 AMHow to annoy people..:)

1. Forward every dumb email imaginable. Scour the internet for every dumb email, and forward it to everyone. It's the most annoying thing in the world to be looking for an important email only to have to salvage your way through Britney Spears jokes.

2. If someone tells you a story, always follow up with "Then what happened?" Keep going until they want to shoot you.

3. Avoid eye contact. If you always avoid eye contact, or look directly at someone's forehead at all times, they either think something is wrong, or they have something on their heads.

4. Tell a joke. A really really really really really really long joke. Forget the ending.

5. Set the copy machine to 200 percent, extra large, 99 copies.

6. Be a neat freak. It annoys people when they think they are dirty. Carry around Lysol and spray everything they touch. Wash your hands every time you make contact with them.

7. Always sing a catchy song out loud all day over and over.

8. No matter what anyone says to you throughout the day, reply, "I know!" EVERYTHING! Even if it doesn't make sense. I know gets people every time.

9. Visit their blog 10 times a day for no apparent reason, but never reply to their texts, or calls or messages.

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