Sorry if I don't answer your messages right away. I keep getting more messages than I can handle right now. I'm sorry, but no, sending me the same damn message 10 or 20 times does NOT help with that! It just makes you look self centered. Not to mention annoying...

There's probably at least 500 of you and only one of me. It takes time to look through all those messages. If you don't like the fact that you are not the only person in the whole damn world that I talk to, feel free to not talk to me. It'll just be a few less messages I would have to answer. :D

Oh, and the people who want my MSN or Yahoo! chat? OH MY GOD, FOR THE TEN MILLIONTH TIME! I DO NOT, and I repeat, I DO NOT, HAVE EITHER OF THOSE CHAT THINGS! NO LIE! SHUT UP, GET OVER THE FACT, LIVE WITH IT, AND LEARN TO FUCKING READ A PERSON'S PROFILE! Geeze... Seriously, not that damn hard.

Want to know why I don't have either of those? Believe it or not, I really could not care less, but my computer messes up every single fucking time I try something new with it.

Yes, I know that I am probably the only person on the face of the earth that does not have one or the other, but that's no reason for me to go about messing up my computer for good, JUST so you can talk to me WITHOUT sending a message!

And again, no, I DO NOT reply to "What's up sexy?" and "You're so hot" messages. Even if you think it's a "joke" and you think you're so "funny" saying shit like that. Because it's not.

I'm sorry, but nothing about what I'm trying to get people to understand is funny.

And lastly, no, I wil NOT give you my mailing address! Dumbasses.

Asking me something like that will also get you blocked. (If you don't know what I mean by "also," go read my last journal post.)

I do not care who the fuck you are (or who you think you are), I am NOT telling someone I don't even fucking know where I fucking live!

And if you did give me your mailing address, why the fuck would you do that? Like, seriously... For all you fucking know, I could be a fucking sex offender or a rapist or something. I mean, I'm not saying I AM a rapist or anything, but how the fuck would you know if I didn't just tell you?

If you are offended by anything I posted (either in this post or any post before or after this post), put on your big girl panties and fucking deal with it! This is how things are with me.

If you don't like me for that, don't talk to me.

And yes, those are the reasons I have not replied to some of your messages. If you have been blocked, it's because you're a fucking dumbass that refuses to read the profile! Or if you're one of those people that thinks it's "funny" to read someone's profile and then message them stupid shit the person already fucking discussed on their profile!

Not that freakin' hard!

If you do not read the profile, I will block you and delete your message or comment. Or both if that applies. I have already blocked numerous people because they refuse to read my profile!

It will be obvious that you did not read my profile if you send me a message or a comment (or both) asking me something that has already been discussed on my profile.

And it takes, what? Two or three minutes to read a profile? It will not kill you to take 2 or 3 minutes of your time to read someone's damn page! Seriously...

People need to learn how to fucking read...

Since people are too damn lazy to actually read peoples profiles, maybe posting a journal will work, but I doubt it...

Don't expect a response if you send me message or comment me saying "You're so hot" and "What's up sexy?" and stuff like that. I am not a piece of meat. I am a human being and I'd like to be treated like one! I mean, I don't mind if you message me, just don't be perverted if you want a reply.

Don't expect a response if your message or comment is talking shit about me. No, I do not care if you think I'm ugly. No, I do not care if you think I'm a whore. No, I do not care if you think I'm a skank. No, I do not care if you think I'm a bitch. No, I do not care if you think I'm a slut. No, I do not care about whatever else you think of me. Keep your thoughts to your damn self! K thanks.

And, no, I do not have MSN chat or Yahoo! chat. Shut up and get over it. Messages and comments that ask me for MSN and/or Yahoo! chat will be ignored. If you really want to talk to me on some chat thing, all I have is AIM (AOL instant messenger for you dumb asses).

And, no, I CAN NOT receive or send international calls! So basically if you do not live in the U.S., you're messages and comments asking me for my phone number will be ignored.

Again, I don't mind if you send me messages, I'm just telling you all the kinds of messages I don't reply to.

Other than that, I'm a pretty cool person to talk to if you don't piss me off. And I don't know what else to put so I'll stop typing now...