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Monday,Oct 26 2009, 03:38:33 PMThe Wrong Answer

   WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

   HUSBAND: Definitely not!

   WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

   HUSBAND: Of course I do.

   WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

   HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

   WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)..

   HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

   WIFE: Would you live in our house?

   HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

   WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

   HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

   WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

   HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

   WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

   HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

   WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

   HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

   WIFE: - silence - -

   HUSBAND: Shit ....

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Sunday,Oct 11 2009, 10:10:09 PMAnagrams

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Sunday,Sep 6 2009, 12:28:00 AMSigns

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2 days agosalam

simple400
hamza 18, Ghana
it seems you not paying much to me ...but i know i am the right person if you but u can try
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2 days agoRe: salam

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
you know im older than you are you interested to friend with me. you know hamza your name. i am minda tabequero a single mother you know i have a special child .hope you understand me. so what can you say me.


bye bye.


minda
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11/10/2009 7:48 PMmy baby

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
hello my baby how are u and ur family doing to day i miss u very much baby and how is ur office and everthing going on with u baby am sorry i have to sey this ok baby u are so beautifull and have a charming eyes and atractive face , and a romantic laps and a ponted nose. and baby ur beautful is uncomparable i can see that u are pafactly made by GOD plz baby take care of ur self for me ok am there with u ok and my GOD is with u love u
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11/11/2009 8:33 PMRe: my baby

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
I'm fine thanks, everything is fine with me too
how are you and your family?

Thanks for the compliments, you're very kind
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3 days agoRe: Re: my baby

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
ok my dear fine too ok so were have u being angel i which we can talk on myahoomessenger plz try ok plz am waitin g there for u ok GOD bless u and ur family ok dear
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3 days agoRe: Re: Re: my baby

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
I get very little free time at the moment so I'm rarely online for more than a few minutes. Sorry.
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2 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: my baby

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi i just wait if you have a vacant time.


regards,


minda
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11/12/2009 1:29 AMRe: Re: my baby

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
hi my babelovely laddy plz try so we can talk on fone plz i love u and am alway seeing u in my dreams plz i we like us to talk on here or fone plz u have my number plz try to call ie u care for me ok i love u ok plz i we like to hear ur sweet voice ok plz by love take care or ur self for me ok love u
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4 days agoRe: Re: Re: my baby

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi, you call me first i have my celphone number i donot know the code here in the philippines if you are calling me try to ask your friend there. ok. this is my celphone number 09058896153 please call me anytime.

you know you call me first because i have no money to load my phone. please understand.


thank you


minda
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3 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: my baby

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi Minda
Thanks but I wont be able to call you. You barely know me so I think it'd be better to chat online.
I certainly understand about not having money though.
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2 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: my baby

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
oh no sorry i will be able mistaken my message i know you are a girl . i am minda maybe i send it to you. i want to friend with you know i am a government employee here.

we are close friends. . i just friend with you what i mean you are already married . sorry my friend. ok


bye bye. .

minda

2 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: my baby

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi aysel, i read your message thank you so much you know i want to friend there like you this is my first time to have friend. we have here our special children center you know i have a special child i am a single mother, she is 13 yrs. old. so that's why i will be the one to organized this kind of school. there so many special children here many types of children we have downsydrome , lower effeciency, cerebal palsy, polio, mentally retarded. my daughter is a downsyndrome, she is already know how to write, but speech not so much its very hard. but i try to ask some financial assistance to those people open the heart. we have here depmute and others. you know i ask your help if you have friend there can they help us.we have a documents just i send you about our special children school. i will give you my email minda_barrion2000@yahoo.com

please try to help me.

you know im really happy.


minda

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10/23/2009 7:21 AMLOVE LADDY

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
please dear i want u to try and call me so we can talk ok my dear please i we be want for u my dear please try try and call me hopeing to hear from u soon take care of ur self and ur family too my dear please try to call please GOD BLESS U AND UR FAMILY
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10/22/2009 8:21 PMhi

heyalex
alex 24, Alanya, Turkey
merhaba nasılsın alanyadan selamlar
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2 days agoRe: hi

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi im from philippines
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10/21/2009 9:11 PMsalam

simple400
hamza 18, Ghana
salam
so when can we chat again
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10/22/2009 7:03 PMRe: salam

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
I'll let you know when I'm next going to be on yahoo
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4 days agoRe: Re: salam

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi
hows your love life or family life are you ok ?
you know i am interested to have a friend in other places, what i mean the status that are you a single? its ok no problem, you know i have a special children center here in our place of Jasaan. if you want to know about our school. please tell me so that i explain to you or i send you all my documents about our special school,

please , please help me about our special school.

i m very happy if i have a friend like you.


take care. more blessing to come. .


minda
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5 days agoRe: Re: salam

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
helooh my friend i am a filipina i am minda t. barrion its been a long months we could not chat because a m busy my school i have a special children center. i am a president of this special school. how about you may i know your status. im interested to friend with you even we are a girl i just only friend with you. may i know your e mail please. i have email . . minda_barrion2000@yahoo.com please we are chating anytime are you ok?

if you want to visit here in the philippines you are welcome.

thank you.


minda t. barrion
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4 days agoRe: Re: Re: salam

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi Minda

Thanks for the message. I'm not sure what you mean by status, but if you mean what do I do for work then I'm self employed.

I'm happy to be friends with you, but I'm not online very often.

I'd love to visit the Philippnes but it's not currently possible for me. Thank you for the offer though.

Hope all is well with you.
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10/23/2009 9:41 PMRe: Re: salam

simple400
hamza 18, Ghana
salam...
but i thought u only had msn what about the yahoo stuff
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10/19/2009 3:55 AMsexy lady

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
long time my baby how are u doing hope ever tin is ok with u and ur family my baby i really miss u and ur beautiful face and seys body please take good care of ur self and ur body so u will be most lovely and sexy everday baby GOD bless u and ur familky and friend ok i love what i see on ur pic i tink i love u too ok baby take care or please i we like to hear ur voice ok so please please try and call me on my cell fone whem u read this massage ok number +233540924211 i we be very happy to hear from u baby ok
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10/22/2009 7:02 PMRe: sexy lady

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
I'm fine thanks, hope you are too
I hope all is well with you, everything is going fine for me thanks
Take care
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10/12/2009 8:18 PMmy angel

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
my angel i love all ur pic on ur profill u lovely all u pic i love ur look on them
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10/14/2009 9:20 PMRe: my angel

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Thanks, hope you're well
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10/11/2009 10:43 PMbeautiful laddy

okoroakpos
okoro 20, Accra, Ghana
oh my GOD dear uso beautiful and lovely on pic dear please i we like us to chat more on messenger ok dear or u can add me Email okoro_akpos@yahoo.co.uk ok dear i we be very happy to hear from u ok please dear take care of ur self
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4 days agoRe: beautiful laddy

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
hi i read your message thank you for your compliments may i know who you are? for me im from philippines. i want to chat you this is my email minda_barrion2000@yahoo.com

please you have a time now we are chat. i am ready. please, please. i am waiting my friend.


take care. .


minda
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10/12/2009 7:37 PMRe: beautiful laddy

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
Thanks for the compliment, you're very kind
I'll add you next time I'm on yahoo
Speak soon
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10/9/2009 2:51 AMBeautiful day

rameshangel2005
Ramesh Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 22, Chennai, India

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10/11/2009 2:17 PMRe: Beautiful day

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Thanks, that's a beautiful pic
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10/13/2009 5:55 AMRe: Re: Beautiful day

rameshangel2005
Ramesh Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 22, Chennai, India
- Picture for Me
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10/14/2009 9:19 PMRe: Re: Re: Beautiful day

ayselxo
aysel Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 50, London, United Kingdom
Hi
Thank you so much for the testimonial, it's lovely
I really appreciate it

Hope you're well
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10/15/2009 1:45 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Beautiful day

rameshangel2005
Ramesh Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 22, Chennai, India
Thank you my sweet friend
blueamethyst - Picture for Me
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10/13/2009 5:53 AMRe: Re: Beautiful day

rameshangel2005
Ramesh Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 22, Chennai, India
Thank you my sweet friend how are you
Your favorite web sites - StumbleUpon - Picture for Me
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10/5/2009 9:33 PMsalam

simple400
hamza 18, Ghana
are u there can we chat now
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2 days agoRe: salam

damins
minda 44, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines
yah im waiting
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