Tuesday,Mar 3 2009, 05:00:40 AMThe Dawgma Report- 3/2/09 Edition

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Hi everyone and welcome to another edition of The Dawgma Report, I here to blog about the week in news that interested me. Anyway let’s get on with the show.

I finally joined the twitter revolution- as you know, twitter is getting popular and is a fast growing site where everyone types up a small message telling you what’s going on with them. Anyway almost everyone is doing, politicians, famous Hollywood stars, the average everyday man, sports stars and news reporters/weatherman. Anyway when my mom got a twitter account late last week, that was when I decided to join twitter, and now I have a twitter account. Anyway time to whore out my twitter page. Here’s the link: http://twitter.com/Willdawg so if you have a twitter account, follow me and maybe I’ll follow you right back. If you don’t then join and then follow me.


Megan Fox is single- recently rumors started that Megan Fox from the Transformers movie and “The Hottest actress alive” right now has split with her man Brain Austin Green from the original version of the TV show Beverly Hills 90210. they were an item for the past 4 and half years since he met her on the set of Hope & Faith (which he guest started in an episode that aired in November 2004, where he played himself in an flashback in the episode, Fox was an part of Hope & Faith in the final two seasons of that show when she took over the role of the teenage daughter of Hope, one of the two lead characters of the show starting Faith Ford as Hope and Kelly Ripa as Faith, yes the show was an guilty pleasure fav of my during the three season run from 2003-2006.) Anyway they broke up. Due to her being super hot and was bound to get someone else before settling down, that and she’s too young for an Hollywood marriage anyway. It’s a good thing, now guys and girls everywhere are going be finding her and trying to hook up with her. Thank god she’s single finally.


Fuck the Oscars- last Sunday was the Oscars, and off course it another boring event that made sure I wouldn’t watch it. Anyway Heath Ledger won an Oscar posthumously for The Dark Knight, where played the Joker, which he died just months before the Movie came out last summer. Also Slumdog Millionaire won an bunch of Oscars last week and the only Oscar award I cared about this year, was the best actor in an movie Oscar, which ended up going to Sean Penn who I did want winning the award. Mickey Rourke who was nominated for his role as Randy “The Ram” Robinson in The Wrestler lost out in his ultimate comeback story award to Penn, who won for playing a gay politician in MILK. The Oscars must have been trying to kiss the gay community and the Bollywood world’s asses. Plus they hated pro wrestling maybe too. Doesn’t matter now, I still want to see The Wrestler, and I didn’t watch the Oscars, I watch the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Auto Club 500 race aka the let it rain and end this boring race already 500.

Famous Radio personally Paul Harvey passed away at 90- over the weekend, the radio world lost a true pioneer when Paul Harvey died at age 90. For those who don’t listen to AM radio, this guy was heard coast to coast doing his stories. He was an pop culture icon, he’s had an street named after him in Chicago, he made fun of in the episode of The Simpsons where Homer and Grandpa Simpson was trying to sell an drink that would make men aroused in minutes after drinking it. Also he was referenced in the Family Guy Episode where Brain the Dog falls in love with an old lady who was an famous commercial jingle singer who left the entertainment industry and stayed in hiding ever since. Anyway Paul will be missed in the radio world and that’s the rest of the story.


Is Ed McMahon on his death bed- recently Ed McMahon was hospitalized with pneumonia, and Bone Cancer? The former Tonight Show sidekick and host of Star Search is in bad shape. His spokesperson said that he’s fighting for his life. I don’t know about you, but I have a feeling that he’s a goner. He may end up dying before the year’s over. Anyway I wish Ed nothing but the best during these sad times for him in what might be his last years. If he does die, he’ll be reunited with his old friend and partner Johnny Carson in heaven laughing.


Oh god, I forgot to turn my mic off- last Tuesday, President Obama held his speech to Congress (better know as the State of the Union address) and after he was done speaking, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal was getting on the podium for the Republican parties response to Obama people watching on MSNBC heard Chris Matthews say Oh God live on air on an Open Mic that he didn’t know was on. He apologized and said he didn’t mean for it to react to the Republican Governor of Louisiana, translation: I’m lying my ass off and I hate the Republican party but needed to save myself from getting fired due to me being an Democrat and left wing wacko. Anyway I don’t want to watch cable news channels for political views or political stuff; I can get that off the AM radio station or C-Span. All I want is regular news, but HLN (formerly Headline News) keeps running the Casey Anthony and Octomom to the ground. And plus Cuntcy Grace (Nancy Grace) turns me off on that kind of news anyway.

I’m want to freeze myself, nope just kidding- American Idol’s token British Asshole judge Simon Cowell made an remark recently about wanting to be frozen after he dies. Anyway, once the media got a hold of this story, he said he was kidding about it. Well whatever Simon, if u want to take an page out of Ted William’s 2002 death. Where one of his kids wanted his dad to be frozen to clone him later on, if you don’t know who Ted Williams is, he’s was an old school baseball player.

Make to switch to DTV today, if not, then shoot your damn TV- dateline Joplin Mo, recently an 70 year man name Walter Hoover got mad and took an page out of Elvis Presley’s playbook and shot his TV after he lost his access to Cable TV and couldn’t get his DTV converter box set up. He was drunk when he shot his TV and then was arrested for unlawful use of a gun, the guy was in an brief standoff with police officers. If u have issues with the DTV switchover here in the USA, then go to search for the DTV switchover site, or do some research, at least you now got till June 12 to switch over to DTV.

A inmate who infamous with suing people is suing NASCAR- recently an inmate in an prison in Tennessee decide to sue NASCAR for making him do things that were illegal, he stole an bunch of credit cards to buy stuff that sponsor NASCAR or Race car teams in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the suspect name Jonathan Lee Riches said that he was influenced by NASCAR to go 135 in an 70, buy Viagra (which was Mark Martin’s sponsor in the early 2000s) with an Kyle Petty Credit Card and claimed he was poisoned by chemicals made by DuPont, which sponsors Jeff Gordon’s race car, Jeff Gordon was once being sued by this same jackass. Anyway I think this lawsuit will be dropped. This guy is clearly a dumbass who should just stay in jail. In fact he’s had of history of randomly suing people for no reason at all, here’s a link to the wikipedia page about this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches.

Don’t say Piss, Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother Fucker, Dirty Ass Twat, or any other cuss words in LA this week, introducing “No Cussing Week in LA”- recently Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors made up an special week where people who normally cuss like an sailor can’t cuss, well fuck, that fucking reminds me of Blink-182. they reunited at the Grammys and may end up doing an summer tour, I sure that if they did an concert in LA during No Cussing week they would have cuss up an storm while making their fans laugh their asses off.

Hills star gets robbed, ha-ha- last week Audrina Patridge from the hit MTV show, The Hills got robbed, someone robbed her home recently, some of here stuff got stolen and now she decided to post the video from her surveillance cameras online, I bet somewhere on eBay, someone is buying the stolen stuff from the thieves.

Random thoughts time- last week, The Weather Channel did their annual Tornado week, and it reminded me of something that I been looking forward to since winter begin and that is the Start of spring and daylight savings time. I know we are now into March and damn this year is going by fast. And I ready for the warm temperatures and Severe Weather here in North TX, which is at the bottom of Tornado Alley. Also I realize how dumb chain letters are. Over the weekend when I visited my Myspace, I saw an message on top of the home page by Tom Anderson aka Myspace Tom, which he said that there was an chain letter going around trying make people prove their Myspace. He said to ignore them, which what I been doing for a good few years now. I don’t care about chain letters or their death threat scare tactics. So do me a favor, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT POST CHAIN LETTERS OF ANY KIND, they are a fucking waste of time. Also why are the Entertainment news shows cater to chicks, I used to watch them all the time to find out what going on with Lindsay Lohan back them when she made more headlines than an Terrorist Attack or an Hurricane. Now the only entertainment news I get is from Channel 8’s 12 o’clock news where they do an entertainment news segment, as well as the internet and the only entertainment news show I watch, The Soup with Joel McHale which is a comedy show that spoofs entertainment news shows. I noticed that these entertainment news shows like to talk about things chicks would interested in. well, entertainment news shows, men watch too to find out what’s happening in Hollywood, so stop talking about stuff that chicks would like and quit turning the first show after an award show into an awards show post show. Well that’s all for now, I’ll blog to you next time. Take care everybody.

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Sunday,Mar 1 2009, 01:07:35 AMDawgma Report- Coming as soon as possible

i will be posting newer editions of My myspace blog "The Dawgma Report" on here the blog will be my take on some of the news stories that i find interesting. i'll talk to y'all later

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