Friday,Jul 18 2008, 06:08:00 PMCinderella knocked the door

Once
upon a time, there was a princess named Cinderella. She has very fair
and snowy skin, big sparkling eyes and sweet voice. Her mother died
when she was a baby and left her a magic necklace with diamonds on it.

Her father, the King of the country couldn't bear to live and rule
the country alone so he married a widowed woman who was with two
daughters. The first day the Queen came to the kingdom where Cinderella
and the King lived, she made Cinderella's huge princess room her
daughters'. She killed Cinderella's pet fish named Nemo by flashing
Nemo in the toilet bowl just because of her daughters dislike the
cartoon 'NEMO'...

The poor Cinderella lived in a small room in a high tower, combing
her long hair everyday and singing for the birds flying in the sky. The
King loved the Queen so much that he agreed to whatever the Queen did
to Cinderella. Cinderella did not drop even a single tear because she
knew that one day she would find her happiness.

With the magic necklace, Cinderella could surf the net and made
friends all over the world. When she was depressed, she told her story
to a sincere net friend named Peter Pan. Peter Pan was angry and
promised to Cinderella that he would rescue her one day. However, when
Peter Pan was coming to Cinderella by sailing with a ship 'Titanic', he
died due to the shipwreck.

Cinderella lost her only friend again. She felt that the air was
filled with sorrow. During the free time she finished her housework
asked by the Queen, she kept combing her hair so that her hair could
grow faster and longer.

Then one day, the Queen got to know that Cinderella had the magic
necklace given by her died mother. She ordered a witch doctor to get it
and throw Cinderella into the sea. When the witch doctor saw
Cinderella, he fell in love deeply with her for her long and shining
hair.

He couldn't kill Cinderella because he was dreadfully in love with
her. He knew that he would die because he could not complete his task.
Thus, he proposed to Cinderella with his life but was rejected. He was
angry and sad, but he could not help himself from loving Cinderella.
Therefore he took her magic necklace and then threw her into the sea.
But before that, he turned Cinderella into a fish so that she would not
drowned to death.

Unfortunately, his magic had not been a success. The fact was that
he hadn't graduate from the witch school because he was defeated by
Harry Porter in a magic competition. Cinderella was turned into half a
fish when she was thrown into the sea.
Cinderella swam and swam.
She traveled from Europe to South East Asia. She was happy to meet her
old friend, Nemo, who was her pet fish that flashed away by the Queen.
They together met the sea witch in order to change Cinderella's fish
tail back into her human legs, so as to change Nemo into a human.

The witch doctor's voice was too low-pitched that she was always
being laughed by the dolphins. She loved Cinderella's voice and
required Cinderella to exchange her voice for her wishes. Cinderella
had choice but to accept the sea witch's request. Cinderella lost her
sweet voice ever since.

At that time, the Queen got the magic necklace and then she opened
it to see how magically it was. She was shocked to see Cinderella's
dead mother's photo inside there and how pretty she was. Suddenly, the
person inside the photo talked.

"Fxxk off! How dare you took my daughters' necklace and threw her into the sea!"

"..." the Queen was still in shock with the talking photo and then she realized the "magic" meant to be.

"You are just the second wife! Bitch!" the photo yelled.

Then, the Queen kept quarelling with the magic necklace every day
and night until the King and the citizens in the country thought that
the Queen had gone mentally disordered.

After Cinderella and Nemo's wishes had been granted, they went into
a rainforest in Malaysia. They met their cute little new friends ---
the seven dwarfs, when the seven dwarfs were playing Chinese Chess with
Kung Zi.

"Harlo~ I'm Cinderella. Nice to meet you, and this is my friend, Nemo." said Cinderella to the seven dwarfs.

"Oh my god! Are you a shemale??!" replied the seven dwarfs.

"What is a shemale?" asked Kung Zi.

written by: shere_eumeko

How do you think the story goes? Free your imagination!

 Thanks for reading up to here..!!
 

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Monday,Jun 30 2008, 05:12:41 AM那个死八婆

哇~~~!!! 好烦啊!!!! 昨晚赶完报告还以为顺利过关, 结果却当机了~ 哭~

早上赶着送修电脑, 回家途中竟然被人撞我的车屁股!

没用的我看着没事的车屁股, 打算着就酱算了吧~ 结果那个死八婆竟然破口大骂, 还说: "你是P啊!" (就是考了车牌未满两年的驾驶者都必须贴在车上的字母) ...

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Wednesday,Apr 30 2008, 06:10:48 PMI Love Rainy Days

One of my friend made me think of the rainy days..

I love rainy days. I love rain.

When I can be there, beside the window, looking at the rain dropping from the sky.. falling from the heaven.. ...

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