http://search.zorpia.com/elepant Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12 EDT Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12 EDT Zorpia.com http://search.zorpia.com/elepant/journal/1390632 <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JOke of Plastic</p> <p>&nbsp;Student : Sir! Sir!........... there was&nbsp;an elephant near my house.....................and i left&nbsp;one dozen bananas near him&nbsp;but when i came back&nbsp;&nbsp;i noticed that&nbsp;the elephant&nbsp;ate&nbsp;all the&nbsp;bananas except one ..............Can U say Y?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p>Teacher : I think because, that elephant was full due to those 11 bananas so he&nbsp;couldn't finish&nbsp;the remaining&nbsp;banana!!</p> <p>Student : No sir , that's not&nbsp;it!</p> <p>Sir : Then wht's the reason?</p> <p>Student : It was because that remaining banana was made of PLASTIC!!</p> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Intermisson</p> <p>Student (Again) :&nbsp;I again&nbsp;left one dozzen bananas near my neighbour's&nbsp;house yesterday. There was also an elephant there.&nbsp;But when i returned, i again noticed that&nbsp;the elephant i saw hadn't even touched those bananas. Can u tell me the reason?</p> <p>Teacher (Immediately) : erm.. is it because all those bananas were made of PLASTIC?</p> <p>student : No sir! That's not&nbsp;it</p> <p>Teacher : Then what is the real reason??</p> <p>Student : Because now all those Bananas were real,&nbsp;but that elephant was made of PLASTIC!</p> Personal http://search.zorpia.com/elepant/journal/1390632 Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:14 EDT