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Posted at 10/5/2005 Last updated: Friday,Apr 6 2007, 04:11:19 AM Kaliyug Lay Magay Ko JOKE
JOke of Plastic
Student : Sir! Sir!........... there was an elephant near my house.....................and i left one dozen bananas near him but when i came back i noticed that the elephant ate all the bananas except one ..............Can U say Y?
Teacher : I think because, that elephant was full due to those 11 bananas so he couldn't finish the remaining banana!!
Student : No sir , that's not it!
Sir : Then wht's the reason?
Student : It was because that remaining banana was made of PLASTIC!!
Intermisson
Student (Again) : I again left one dozzen bananas near my neighbour's house yesterday. There was also an elephant there. But when i returned, i again noticed that the elephant i saw hadn't even touched those bananas. Can u tell me the reason?
Teacher (Immediately) : erm.. is it because all those bananas were made of PLASTIC?
student : No sir! That's not it
Teacher : Then what is the real reason??
Student : Because now all those Bananas were real, but that elephant was made of PLASTIC!