ohhh please dont get offended guys,,just want to have fun

Do you think you are dumber ?

well not that dumber, i think im just a dumb heheheeh

your guess about you can be wrong..:)

really? i know im just dumb,what about you spidey? are you a dumber?

how i can tell about myself ..but some sexy lady must tell ..lolz

lollll..you cracked me up..

i heard that girls dont like dumber boys..really ?

well i cant speak for others , but i can tell my side..
i like it dumb... not dumber,dumber but dumb... lolz

it means i heard right ..lolz

hahahaah..yes you have heard right...kutch muskilah nei...

so should i visit you ha ha..

all the way from pakistan to kuwait? or just my apge? lolll be my guest...

so nice actually i wanna check that i am dumber or not ..

hahahaaaa..cant you check it yourself?

i cant i need a sexy girl ...lolz

well i hat to break it to you but im not sexy...lolz

how you can tell about yourself ..i will tell you who you are...:)

hahaha....ok let me hear what you think bout me?

ok right now i am tell you only one thing that your smile is so sexy ...further i will tell you as i will arrive he he

hahaahah..you nuts sir,,hhahaah ...

Spidey bend over ......

hahaha.. hello da lie, how you doin?

Am fine jewel :)

like my joke? post more of your jokes too...

The Genie
Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.

I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming.

The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.

The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state.Nothing can get in or out."

The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."

Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

LOL spidey dont get offended its all in good humour :)

An insect falls into a mug of beer....
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer..
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

The Kiss
Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak).

In one compartment of the train there are four people.

A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa Singh.

Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.

It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.

When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off.

The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"

The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani soldier, he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."

The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped."

And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss my hand and get away with slapping a Pakistani soldier."

lolz it seems like that some pakistani fuc*k*d you last niht...lolz did you enjoy ?

whahahahaha *chid gaya ...chidu ???* :P

you hilarious da lie hahaha....

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
Neither has Pakistan.

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side,suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts!... "Oye Abdul!"... Guy pops up from other trench "What?"...BANG! He's shot dead!... "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up,... "Yes what is it you bastard"... BANG BANG both are killed!..."Oye Mustafa!" 2 more,... BANG-BANG! Another two down! Pakis get worried, they think these fucking Sardarjis, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves... "Abe Gurdev Singh"... silence... "Oye Gurdev Singh!!"...silence... "O bhai, Gurdev Singh!...then fromm the Indian trenches ...Kartar Singh:" "Oye who's calling Gurdev Singh?" Paki gets up, "It's me,Ashraf!" BANG!

ok let me ask you something.. are you some how upset with spidey?

LOL no I am not upset with him at all just like to rile him up its fun ;P
actually I never bear a grudge against anyone same with him

awww.. you guys.. come here group hugs...* hugss*

De la me pa na ga sa pa naaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh sorry to forget...hugsss hugs hugs... you are so sweet jewel..

thank you....hugs

you perv you wanna hug jewels for a different reason ...
jewel be careful of groping feeling hands :P

you guys!!! Stop that! i am enjoying the jkoes and all but i think your getting a heat on...

LOL no ways jewel I am cool cant help teasing Spidey though I simply looooove his stupid responses !!!
but still peace ;)

hahahah..dont want to tolerate you ,so all is cool? dont be dark now da lie ok?

LOL yeah as you say peace :)

i thikn spidey sign out already..h e might be so pissed with you da lie lol...you made him sign out...

I am sorry if he did that but then again humor is just like critisism you gotta be man enough to face it :)
I dont read much between lines unlike my friend Spidey humor is just for a laugh and it should never be taken personally

yup you are right sir...and as always i love jokes.....

:) yeah same here
same time make fun of me and I'll laugh along if its good

thats nice to know da lie...now come here and hug us..*hugs*

First time he is goin to hug a girl so he is shying..

whahahaha speaking from experience aye spidey ? ;P

yeah he is totally upset from the day when he got to know that those pakistani's were mine people , who fuc*k*d him ...lolz

mine ppl ???
you mean pakis live in mines :O
like the leprechauns and goblins :O

Hey Spidey this is for you now be happy ;)

"I Killed The Pig"
Pak dictator Musharraf is speeding through Pakistan's Sindh province with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address.

Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits it.

Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Musharraf climbs out also to see what is going on.
The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks Musharraf what they should do, and Musharraf tells him impatiently that they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.

All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Musharraf whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.

Musharraf agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.

Four hours later, he was stumbling down the road, his arms full of gifts.

Musharraf in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains,
"I did what I thought was right.

I went to the farm where I killed the pig.

When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me these gifts, fed me the best food I've ever tasted and then sent me on my way."

Musharraf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what exactly did you tell them"

To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either, all I did was tell them "I'm Musharraf's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig."

now da lie i totally agree this is really genius hahahahahah.. love it sorry for every pak in zorpia i just enjoyed it!!!

LOL even we want Musharraf dead ;P

only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.

The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

Dark side of the moon... oh no he is evil...

LOL yeah Im evil *boooo* (thats why the dark side)
got skeered :P
see I even changed your spidey costumes color from red to black
bahahahahaha

red to black lolz it is another story not ur concern ..but you must remember how you bald by me...got it...lolz

"..but you must remember how you bald by me...got it..."
duh man thats gibberish write proper english I dont get ya at all !!!

haha @ Da LiE LlaMa !! stop picking on pakistan :P

;P just having some clean fun

yeah, he was just having some fun...it is all good heehehe

;P

ha ha ha !!! cool one !! ;)

haha! Oh the innocence of children eh? lol :]

yes hahahah... kids really lol!!!

Funny stuff :]

It's even more hillarious because they're un-aware of what they're actually saying/talking about hehe ^.^ bless them, eh? :)

ohh yeah.. blessed the kids all over the world!!!

Damn straight!

:D :D

that makes me one dumb mother-fucker!

hahhahaa..so are you dumb or dumber?

im dumberer, im bending over and waiting for u to shove it to me, how dumb does one get... hehehe

awww...that is sweet...so you bend over for me?coooll let me show you how dumb it is hahahaha

lmao. good one.

Thank you quenn bee...*hugsss*

ah. anytime. :)