boy :  I saw her today.

girl  : I saw him today.

boy : It seem like its been forever.

girl : I wonder if he still cares.

boy : She look better than before.

girl : I couldn't stop staring at him.

boy : I asked how things were going?

girl : I asked about his new girlfriend.

boy : I'd picked her over any girl I'm with.

girl : He's probably really happy now.

boy : I can't even look at her without crying.

girl : He couldn't even look at me.

boy : I told her I miss her.

girl : He didn't mean it.

boy : I meant it.

girl : He doesn't mean it.

boy : I love her.

girl : He loves his new girlfriend.

boy : I held her for the last time.

girl : He gave me a friendly hug.

boy : Then I went home and cried.

girl : Then I went home and cried.

boy : I LOST HER...

girl : I LOVE HIM...

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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard..

She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

"We do not go into a House together," they replied

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"