I. The Insect in the Coffee Cup:

If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what would you do? Here is one analysis:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the café.

2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4.The  Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect.

5.The Israeli:

* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

* Screams that his security is in peril.

* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.

* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects.

* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on

Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,

Discrimination against Noah's Ark.

* Commands Abbas to immediately stop insects from flying in the

air or landing in coffee cups.

* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water

and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims

anyone in his way.

* Imposes more military aid on the American

* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy

another cup of coffee.

**Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.