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nitishbajaj's Homepage http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:12 EDT Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:12 EDT Zorpia.com V2K Invite Details http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553148 Hello,          2day finally completed 2000th Visitor i.e. V2K = Visitor 2000 on my page.   So what's the big deal ? Well it just reminded me of something called as Y2K. It was a problem for the world that got sorted and it led to so many people getting this additionally generated job. so kinda this 2K funda sounds good.   More to that, Just that it gave me immense pleasure looking at the love and fan following on mah page and just wanted to kinda share mah happiness with someone, who else but the friends and specially the friends who helped me achieve this happiness could share this with me.   How best could I party on to xpress mah happiness...   The only thing I thought of is, have some V2K special content on mah page.   For quite some time, didnt have any pics, journals to upload or actualy time to do so..so thought today is Da Day !! N there have some major V2K journals posted exclusive for mah V2K and before frenzz..mwazzz !! Also created an album V2K which just has love filled images to share with you. My long term collection.   Thanks and loves . Cheers N Muahhs !! ~ Nitish Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553148 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:23 EDT V2k English 3 ~~ A kids' View ~~ http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553110 A message every adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I was wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking , I saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money  to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have to take care of what we are given. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't feel good and I learned that I would have to be responsible when I grow up. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and productive person when I grow up. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked at you and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking." Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553110 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:47 EDT V2K Enlglish 2 - A love Poetry !! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553109 I donÃ½t know why you left me Or why you broke my heart But you made me fall in love with you And then suddenly you had to part IÃ½ve been dreaming of you And hoping you would come back And I searched for you But couldnÃ½t find your track I tried to stop thinking Thinking of you But IÃ½m still in love And stopping is hard to do When IÃ½m afraid I need To give up hope And IÃ½m ready to turn my back On what I love most You come back to me And I start to cry With the tears Filling me eyes And for the first time Since you had left I am so happy Cuz now youÃ½re backÃ½Ã½Ã½Ã½Ã½Ã½Ã½.!   Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553109 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:44 EDT V2k - Funnn Timessss !! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553106 Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." ******************************************************* Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! ******************************************************* Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ******************************************************* Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. ******************************************************* Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ******************************************************* Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ******************************************************* Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. ******************************************************* Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. ******************************************************* Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? ******************************************************* Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? ******************************************************* Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. ******************************************************* Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. ******************************************************* A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... ******************************************************* Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. ******************************************************* Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform? ******************************************************* Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call ******************************************************* Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman ******************************************************* Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! ******************************************************* Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." ******************************************************* Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ******************************************************* What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ******************************************************* Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. ******************************************************* Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. ******************************************************* Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ******************************************************* Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?" Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553106 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:40 EDT V2K - English 1 ~$ Some Clever Sayings $~ http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553104 1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 2. A backward poet writes inverse. 3. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 4. Dijon vu, the same mustard as before. 5. Practice safe eating: always use safe condiments. 6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 7. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. 8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 9. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really just a form of floor play. 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 11. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. 12. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. 13. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. 14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. 15. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 17. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes. 18. She was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but broke it off. 19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 20. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? 21. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 22. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 23. The man who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 24. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 25. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 26. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 27. Every calendar's days are numbered. 28. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. 29. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 30. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. 31. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 32. Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in th e end. 33. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. 34. Bakers trade bread recipes on a kneed to know basis. 35. Santa' helpers are subordinate clauses. 36. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 37. A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553104 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:37 EDT V2K - Hindi 2 ~*~Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi...~*~ http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553100 Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi, aisa kaajal nahin dekha Aisa jalwa nahin dekha, aisa chehra nahin dekha Aisi duniya nahin dekhi, aisa manzar nahin dekha Aisa aalam nahin dekha, aisa dilbar nahin dekha Uske kangan ka khalakna jaise bulbul ka chahekna Uski paazeb ki chham chham jaise barsaat ka mausam   Aisa saawan nahin dekha, aisi baarish nahin dekhi Aisi rimjhim nahin dekhi, aisi khwaahish nahin dekhi Jab yeh daaman ki hawa de, aag jungle mein laga de Jab yeh saheraaon mein jaaye, ret mein phool khilaaye Uski bebaaq si baatein jaise sardi ki ho raatein Uff yeh tanhaai-e-masti jaise toofaan mein kashti Meethi koyal si hai boli jaise geeton ki rangoli Surkh gaalon pe paseena jaise phaagun ka maheena Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi Aisa jalwa nahin dekha... Aisa chehra nahin dekha Kuch Masoom Say Jazbey Hain, Kuch Un-dekhay Sapney Hain, Mager Woh Naheen Janti Shayad...!!! Meri bhi Zindagi To .............Hai..!!!!!! Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553100 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:34 EDT V2K - Hindi 1 http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553095 Na raasta sujhayi deta hai Na manzil dikhayi deti hai Na lafz zubaan per aate hain Na dharkan sunayi deti hai   Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne Aan ghera hai mujhe..... Ke her surat main ...... Teri surat dikhayi deti hai   Yeh milna aur bicharr jaana Kab apne bas ki baat hai Kismat hi milati hai hum ko Kismat hi juddai deti hai   Her baar yeh hi hota hai Koi humain bataye to sahi Jo tum se nahi keh paate hain Dharkan se sunayi deta hai   Tum jaante ho kya tum se kahen Bechain bohat Dil hota hai Jab paas nahi hote ho Door saari KHUDAYI hoti hai Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553095 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:28 EDT V2K - Hindi http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553089 Main aisi Mohabbat karta hoon Tum kaisi Mohabbat karte ho? Tum jahan pe beth ke jaate ho Jis cheez ko haath lagate ho Main wahin pe betha rehta hoon Us cheez ko choota rehta hoon Main aisi Mohabbat karta hoon Tum kaisi Mohabbat karte ho? Tum jis se hans ker milte ho Main us ko dost banata hoon Tum jis raaste per chalte ho Main us raaste per aata jaata hoon Main aisi Mohabbat karta hoon Tum kaisi Mohabbat karte ho? Kuch khuwab saja ker ankhon main Palkon se moti chunta hoon tum se milne julne ke Kitne hi bahane rakhta hoon Main aisi Mohabbat karta hoon Tum kaisi Mohabbat karte ho?                 Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1553089 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:23 EDT Read It, Touch it, Feel it n Just Get Closer...!! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1551537 "~*~Ankhon Mein Raha Dil Main Utar Kar Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Kashti K Musafir Nay Samandar Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Bay Waqt Agar Jaoonga Sab Chonk ParenGe...~*~ ~*~Ek Umar Huyee Din Main Kabhi Ghar Nahin Dekha   ~*~Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai...~*~ ~*~Ankhoon Ne Kabhi Kanta Yaan Patther Nahin Dekha...   ~*~Ye Phool Mujhe Koi Virasaat Main Mile Hain...~*~ ~*~Tumne Mera Kanton Bhara Bister Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Yaaroon Ki Mohabbat Ka Yakin Karliya Maine...~*~ ~*~Pholoon Main Chupaya Hua Khanjar Nahin Dekha...~*~   ~*~Mehboob Ka Ghar Ho Ya Buzurgoon Ki Zaminay...~*~ ~*~Jo Chor Dia Phir Use Murrr Kar Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Khat Asa Likha Hai K Nagine Se Jare Hain...~*~ ~*~In Hatoon Ne Lekin Koi Zevar Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Patther Mujhay Kehta Hai Mera Chahne Wala...~*~ ~*~Main Moum Hoon Usne Mujhe Choh Kar Nahin Dekha...~*~ ~*~Wo Mere Masayeel Ko Samajh Hi Nahin Sakta...~*~ ~*~Jis Ne Meri Ankhoon Main Samandar Nahin Dekha...~*~   U Just Felt Me n Mah Thoughts :) Thanks :) Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1551537 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:30 EDT 4 My Cute Friends n the Lovely Critics :) http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1551530 Tere husn ki tareef karu to tarana na ban jaye, Teri bewafai ka zikar karu to fasana na ban jaye, Mat kar logon mein itna zikar mera, Kahin logon mein mera zikar, tujhe chhedne ka bahana na ban jaye !!! Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1551530 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:22 EDT Business Proposal - Details and Updates !! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1509235 <h1 align="center">Business Profile </h1>  Basics: Corporate Trainings / Consulting / Resource Placements / Corporate Event Management / Services   Operations: Just to brief you on the way I operate. I donâ€™t currently hold any organization for myself, but I operate on a network of 27 close knit organizations all associated in some or the other way into the stream. And about the very obvious question how do we operate together. I do have a growing pool of such freelance associates, who are interested into this activity and I add them to my network sites , mailing lists. As and when the positions keep arriving, I keep it posting to the list.   As about how do we get in touch :   Option One: <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/nbrv_freelance">http://groups.yahoo.com/nbrv_freelance</a> (Just started this as a new option)   Option Two: IM / Messengers :                         <a href="mailto:nitishbajaj@yahoo.com">nitishbajaj@yahoo.com</a>                         <a href="mailto:nitishbajaj@hotmail.com">nitishbajaj@hotmail.com</a>                         <a href="mailto:nitish.bajaj@rediffmail.com">nitish.bajaj@rediffmail.com</a>   Option 3: Contact Numbers : 9820398657     Option 4:                Arrange a one-on-one basis, or accept an invite on any of the contact sessions that I keep holding on and of.     What exactly is the business ?   Corporate Trainings â€“ I basically organize corporate trainings, for IT and softskills as per the client requirements as they keep flowing. For this purpose I need trainers from different streams who would like to freelance/work over weekends for the extra set of handsome income for sure. Maybe you are not one of the people from IT, but every contact of yours can give you an opportunity to help someone known to you, help me and/or even maybe add a few extra thousands for this small network link.   Placements - Goes the same way as Trainings, the only difference is here I need a databank whom we can directly recruit for companies on various skill sets.   Corporate Event Management - Every company does hold cocktails , parties, annual events and many such events which they outsource. If you have some close contacts, we share the revenue and all the team to do the event belongs to me. So you donâ€™t end up investing anything, just act as a marketing hand at ur leisure and yet be a partner for the particular event, sounds Interesting ?   Whatâ€™s your Role? You can help me source trainers, you can get me leads/orders for companies requiring trainings, you can help me get profiles for desired positions, you can help me get some corporate event management orders and all of the above and in the bargain be an associate for me for that particular event, and share the revenue.  You have an option of working on selected requirements, only when you like and only to the extent you want to work.  Any doubts like would I be charging, would you need to  invest, would you need to sign some contract would be useless efforts. Trust me I just need extended arms to run this network and hence the revenue sharing !!     More Streams would keep coming and I would keep updating you of the same.   Any queries please use any of the above mentioned options to just get in touch with me.           Miscellaneous http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1509235 Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:26 EDT Business Proposal !! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1506038 Hiya all <img src="../smi/01.gif" border="0" />         Looking for some freinds who are or are interested into freelance trainings - IT and soft skills including IT Testing/Mainframes and likes for India specially Mumbai/Pune.  Also people interested into consulting. If u feel  you could in anyways benefit out of this relation just get in touch ASAP. Cheers ! Computer & Internet http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1506038 Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:44 EDT Lezz Get Grouping... http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1504804 <a href="http://groups.zorpia.com/nitish_4_india">http://groups.zorpia.com/nitish_4_india</a> This Group Have just launched to start off anything and everything related to India only..great for appun ka Indian set of friends, visitors n beyond....!!   <a href="http://groups.zorpia.com/nitish_4_mumbai">http://groups.zorpia.com/nitish_4_mumbai</a> This Group Have just launched to start off anything and everything related to Mumbai only..great for appun ka Mumbaikar friends, visitors n beyond....!!Others welcum too ;) Zorpia Related http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1504804 Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:47 EDT Strictly 4 Adult Proposals..Read at ur Own Risk !! http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1503438    I'm good at math, U+I=69       I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.      Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.   Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?    You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?     Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.   Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the   position.    I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.    I wonder what our children will look like.    I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.    You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!    Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?    Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?    You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.    Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.    Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?    Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor    Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1503438 Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:21 EDT Greetings and SALIVATIONS ;) - Choose the One U... http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1503389 I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic <img src="../smi/26.jpg" border="0" />Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... <img src="../smi/18.gif" border="0" /> You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. <img src="../smi/01.gif" border="0" />Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. <img src="../smi/23.gif" border="0" />Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! <img src="../smi/13.gif" border="0" /> Be unique and different, just say yes. <img src="../smi/19.gif" border="0" /> If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? <img src="../smi/17.gif" border="0" />Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. <img src="../smi/15.gif" border="0" /> Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.<img src="../smi/14.gif" border="0" />Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? <img src="../smi/11.gif" border="0" /> I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.<img src="../smi/30.jpg" border="0" /> It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? <img src="../smi/39.gif" border="0" />I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? <img src="../smi/49.gif" border="0" /> Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? <img src="../smi/50.gif" border="0" /> Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. <img src="../smi/40.gif" border="0" /> You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! <img src="../smi/38.gif" border="0" />Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! <img src="../smi/10.gif" border="0" />   Its all I guess that it takes u going..Get Mine ;) <img src="../smi/49.gif" border="0" />Always urs...Nitish <img src="../smi/39.gif" border="0" /> Personal http://search.zorpia.com/nitishbajaj/journal/1503389 Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:04 EDT