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KNEASLES
Posted at 9/18/2008, by peter
... The disease only affected my toes." The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and ... the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose. " ... that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer ... Read More
Aother Joke
Posted at 9/18/2008, by Balwinder
It was the Summer of '79. Newlyweds Jaspal Singh and his bride Jaspinder were on their honeymoon, driving down in their shiny white Ambassador car to Chandigarh from their little town in Punjab. As they neared Chandigarh, Jaspal Singh ... Read More
ROPE AND KNOTS
Posted at 9/17/2008, by peter
... down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. ... going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis. ... love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a ... I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots ... Read More
Organic Makeup - Pros & Cons, How to Apply, Bran..
Posted at 9/14/2008, by Jessica
... to use mineral products as these can be used on sensitive skins and have plenty of shine and shimmer to beautify the bride. To get complete benefit out of these products you have to apply them properly to transform your looks. Here less is ... Read More
Annabel Lee
Posted at 9/14/2008, by Fadz!
... rise but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride, In the sepulchre there by the sea, In her tomb by the sounding sea. Edgar Allan Poe Read More
PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD
Posted at 9/10/2008, by peter
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, ... Read More
Women and Violence
Posted at 8/14/2008, by ab
... of an agreed-upon dowry by the bride's family. Failure to pay the dowry ... can lead to violence. In Bangladesh, a bride whose dowry was deemed too small was ... into prostitution, sometimes by "mail-order bride" agencies that promise to find them a ... Read More
Ariana Studios Wedding Plaza
Posted at 8/4/2008, by Ariana
... a couple arrives with his parents at the house of a bride just before the wedding ceremony. At that time both parents and ... and the parents. In Poland it is quite unusual for the bride to be walked down the aisle or to have bridesmaids and ... Read More
INNOCENT BRIDE
Posted at 8/3/2008, by peter
... and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the ... are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis ... love. After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a ... I hurting you?" "No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn ... Read More