Journal
Wednesday,Sep 2 2009, 02:25:18 AMJOKE
Sardarji happened to participate in a competition,which was about Writing a shortest story. The
organizers had put a condition that a story Must have four ingredients viz. Religion, ***, suspense
and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was
just one sentence and read 'o god, my wife is going to deliver a child'.
Ostensibly amused, the
organizers asked the sardarji Whether it contained all the four ingredients!!
Sardarji replied
Affermatively and gave his explanation as below: o god : religion, my Wife: *** , going to deliver a
child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy) 'But where is mystery?' asked one of the organizer.
The
sardar replied: who is the father???
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This
virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal bar, whisky
rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry :)
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I
Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U
could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW