On a military post lived a soldier and a Marine and both of them played well together. One day the two were playing, when the Marine fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the Marine yelled for the Soldier to go get some help!

Off the soldier ran, back to the base. Arriving at the base, he searched and searched for some help, but to no avail, for the base had been deployed.

Running around, the soldier spied someones new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the soldier sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the Marine was surprised, but happy, to see the Soldier arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the Soldier tossed to him. After tying the other end of the rope to the rear bumper of the motorcycle, the soldier then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the Marine!

Happy and proud, the soldier rode the Harley back to the base and the deployed soldier was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals...For Life.

A few weeks later, the soldier fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the Marine to save his life!

The Marine thought for a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath himself, the Marine told the soldier to grab his schloong and he would then lift him out of the pit. The soldier got a good grip and the Marine pulled him up and out, saving his life!

The moral of the story.....oh yes, you betcha, there is a moral!

"When you're hung like a Marine, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!"

OK, now who is not smiling with this one, what's that I hear, some laughing...